Thank you Abramovich!

Okay I had reservations about you when you first came into the game. You bought Chelsea and poured in enough money to fund a small country's development. You brought in one of the best managers in the game and made Man Utd into a bit part player in the English game.

But I was wrong about you. I was happy when you insisted that Shev be played, even more unbelievably grateful when you sacked Mourinho.

And if Mourinho becomes the England coach and they win the next World Cup, I'll send you a personal thank you note okay?