Okay here's a confession ( tighten your seatbelts and all, you might be in for a surprise here ). Ready?
I'm not gay. I mean, like, seriously.
But that's not the point. The point is, and has always been, why on earth are men, so agitated by their gay friends? Okay we can look at it this way, it leaves the rest with a hell lot more choice ( unless they are closet gays of course, that might explain some stuff, but nevermind.. ), it is a small step towards solving a burgeoning population problem, and seriously guys, we have to admit that gays generally look better.
I can understand if girls throw up a big fuss over the issue, it does, after all, leave them a little short of choice, if we are to believe that all sensitive good looking guys are generally unavailable because they already have boyfriends, but .... guys ? Is it me, or are we really as dull as they say we are?
If you are at a buffet, and the person next to you refuses to eat, or does something else entirely contrary to the norm, you do not get all moral about the issue do you?
You might say that's an entirely different thing, and you might have a point. But religious convictions aside,( because really, not everyone has a direct line to God and is privy to His plans for the universe and is thus able to tell the rest of mankind what is Right and what is not), how different can it be?
Human beings are at their most sensible and least pretentious, I believe, at the dinner table, so seriously, why can't we practise our table manners elsewhere as well?
